Of course, my first reaction is

a) Are you f---ing kidding me?

but then I thought (because I'm always looking for a positive spin, can't help it)

b) At least it's not one of that cults that cuts you off from your family entirely.

But seriously, though, she acts as if KnifeCorp is the be-all and end-all. And to play Devil's Advocate to your Devil's Advocate, because I know what you're thinking: 1. it's not as if she's on the other side of the country; no, she's only a few hours drive. 2. she doesn't need this job! Her health and welfare as a college student does NOT hinge on this job.

But it's her call. Enjoy Thanksgiving with your knives.

And, Sister, if you happen to come across this, I'm only saying what everyone else is thinking. Myself, Mom, Dad, and Bro-in-Absentia.