Anybody know how much a florist makes in a year? I've always wanted to try that.

What do you say when you have nothing to say? And I don't mean here. I mean, in a casual, friendly way. I so suck at conversation. I don't know the difference between genuinely interested and nosy. I don't know where to draw the line between polite banter and wasting the other person's time. But if they're the one encouraging you to write, it's not a waste of time, is it? And if I relayed these thoughts to the person in question, it would make me look really stupid, right?

I totally knew how to spell "ursprache."