So, two days ago it's my sister's turn. She fell asleep at the wheel and drove off the road. Luckily, she walked away (relatively) unscathed. Then last night my brother fell either up or down the stairs--I'm not entirely sure--and gashed his head open. Very messy. I had to clean up the blood while the parents took him to the hospital. I'm glad I did not see the gaping head wound, only the aftermath. They pretty much stapled him back together.

I hope that's it for accidents this summer. That makes three. Welcome to the club.